(there's two others nearly as long so I will have cucumbers coming out of my ears!)
Diary of a (retired) teacher
Sunday, 19 July 2026
Sunday, 19-07-26
(there's two others nearly as long so I will have cucumbers coming out of my ears!)
Saturday, 18 July 2026
Saturday, 18-07-26
That's a metaphor for life, isn't it?
Friday, 17 July 2026
Friday, 17-07-26
Inside the car was fine.
Also, making a bit of a plan to build the savings up again.
I do like to be organised with finances!
Thursday, 16 July 2026
Thursday, 16-07-26
Finally, the autumn raspberries have started doing their thing. I don't have loads of canes but I'm hoping for a small picking every now and again.
My eyes are still nice and healthy (I have a 'wart' at the back of one eye which they monitor carefully - it's fine) but, as suspected, one of my eyes has deteriorated a fair bit so it's new glasses and new sunglasses. I do like the new frames and have gone for bigger frames for my sunglasses this time and for a finer compression (which contributed to the ouch but that's life).
Apart from the baby cataracts, my eyes are very nice and healthy so that's great.
Wednesday, 15 July 2026
Wednesday, 15-07-26
Morning, all. So, here we are, pretty much half way through July already. Crazy, isn't it.
In yesterday's comments, Rachel said:
We would not have been allowed to do anything like that in my school in the 1960s. Have times changed or were primary schools always allowed to do send ups of teachers etc as I note you recall it as "old style? I am genuinely interested having attended a Catholic convent school for 12 years.
I agree, in the sixties it really wasn't the done thing to poke fun at your teachers. You had to wait until Uni before being free to do that sort of thing - and didn't they take advantage of it!!!
When I said 'old style' I was thinking of how our school used to do a Y6 leavers assembly that was really a review of their seven years. They split into groups and developed various scenes or quick fire jokes, all school centred. There was always an 'Infant Assembly' where big Y6s trying to act like five year olds was incredibly funny. There was always a scene from the staff room and they were clever at picking on staff characteristics and mannerisms. It was never rude; the teachers would clamp down on anything that went over the top in that way, but just enough to be clever - and funny. I was often the butt of something in my role as 'music lady', either taking hymn practice or choir. And there were skits based on popular TV shows of the time and on regular visitors to the school.
These scenes would be linked with jokes that were designed to be funny . . . I will say no more about their success or otherwise.
And they finished with a tear jerker song.
I remember leading my class back to our bay afterwards for the last day of the school year, my sides aching with laughter.
All that took an incredible amount of time and effort on everyone's part and, as time passed, the end of the summer term school work stopped grinding to almost a halt as the curriculum became more and more demanding so these shows had to stop and the leavers assembly became simpler, more adult organised and easier, especially when the Christmas show became infant based, leaving the juniors to produce a summer show.
And while on the subject of leavers assemblies, yesterday I was invited to this year's one which is this morning but I have sight and hearing checks so can't go - very sad.
So today is personal training at 7:15, then home to freshen up and then I am catching the bus into town to go to Specsavers.
Once that's all done, I will be popping into school to hand over a card and some flowers to someone who I have worked with as a governor and who is leaving today. That's sad.
So I had better go and get dressed and ready - at the moment I have just a towel wrapped round me and I feel lovely and cool.
See you tomorrow, everyone. xx
Tuesday, 14 July 2026
Tuesday, 14-07-26
I can't find anything specific about it on Google but time will reveal its flavour, etc.
Monday, 13 July 2026
Monday, 13-07-26
Morning, everyone! A new week begins and they reckon it will stay sunny and pretty warm. Just as long as it stays as it was yesterday - hot, yes, but not humid and with a nice breeze.
Yesterday went pretty well. I did, however, have a bit of a mini disaster with the bread.
When I bake my bread, I do a cold bake and I cover the tin I put the dough in with a other tin, bake for about 25 mins, remove the covering tin and finish the loaf off.However, yesterday the yeast was super active (the warmth, probably) and rose up to the top of the covering tin (which I hadn't oiled because that's never happened before) - and it stuck. Oh, the fun I had getting it out and you can see that I wasn't entirely successful!
I left the other one to cool down before tackling it and, once cooler, the bread came away well. So I know what to do if that happens again.
So Beth got one loaf, albeit a very high one that looked as if I had stuck two normal loaves together!
Ands the one in the photo is now sliced and in my freezer. Ugly loaves taste just as good as pretty ones, after all!
And Lindsey's sourdough was fine.
This is what the online bumph says:
Did you all have a good weekend too?
See you tomorrow. xx